Phrase Jars
Mini Sarcastic Phrase Jars – A Little Jar with a Lot of Attitude
Tiny but mighty, these handcrafted epoxy jars come topped with a laser-engraved wooden lid featuring a sarcastic phrase sure to match your mood (or lack thereof).
They’re the perfect mix of snark and style—use them to hold small items like mints, paper clips, secret notes, or...absolutely nothing. That’s valid, too.
🪵 Wooden lid engraved with a sarcastic phrase that says what you’re really thinking
🧫 Small epoxy jar – lightweight, durable, and just the right size for life’s tiny nonsense
🎁 Great for gifting to your sassiest friend, coworker, or your own inner gremlinWarning: Not responsible for side-eyes or sudden honesty.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Orders are processed and shipped from our distribution center in Southern California.
Please allow 3–5 business days for order processing before shipment. Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking information.We appreciate your patience and support of our small business!
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
We’re confident you’ll love your purchase—but if for any reason you’re not completely satisfied, we’ve got you covered.Return your item within 30 days of delivery and we’ll issue a full refund, no questions asked.
To start a return, simply contact our customer service team at info@saltybeaches.com, and we’ll guide you through the process.
Please note: Custom or personalized items are non-refundable, unless they arrive damaged or defective.
Your satisfaction is our priority, and we’re here to help every step of the way.